(Scene : Laundromat. Hutch POV. Enter Starsky......)

I don't know how I kept a straight face. I was having enough trouble keeping it straight with the two gay guys folding their sheets. You know what they say: ‘it takes one to find one'. And I think one of them was beginning to reconsider his initial choice.

He burst in and took aim and all eyes turned his way. He looked adorable; like a cross between the teddy bear and the kid hugging it.

Look, here's a still from the security camera, he looked so cute.

I guess that's why I call him ‘babe' when we're alone.